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20:25 Apr 29 2011
Times Read: 712

Just read that Sahahria is visiting Morrigon and birra this weekend. My first thoughts went to Jurassic Park, when Dr. Ian Malcolm explains the repercussions of chaos theory.



"A butterfly can flap its wings in Peking and in Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine"



Soooooo...Morri and Sahahria. Together. And birra. I'm bolting the window shutters down here in New Orleans. You with me, Images?

18:10 Apr 28 2011
Times Read: 751

In my ongoing daydream of "How many different ways can we spell Morri's nick?", and in my quest to procrastinate important things, I present:



MorrAgain - She's goin' all admin power hungry and rating me 9s, too!



MorriGin - because MorriBourbon didn't sound right



MorriGone - I hadda nuff of you crazy folks and your text wars...waaaah save me admin! I'm ...MorriGone!



MorriCan - and she DOES. (Ask birra)



MorriCam - It looks like a bad Robitussin trip...in a good way :)



MorriCon - She'll tell you she's gonna eat out of your food dish just to make you run to protect it and look cute!

18:29 Apr 27 2011
Times Read: 812


Ok, class, have a seat and get out your journals. I have left a writing prompt out for you. Look carefully at the image and write a small passage telling the story of what's happening. It can be either from her point of view or that of someone else in the scene but out of view. Good writing!

03:03 Apr 27 2011
Times Read: 822

My daughter and I had fun this week buying decals, paint, and glitter. We made Easter eggs that would make Chasing the Ghost weep. Even at 15, you can make holidays fun with your kids.



We barbecued and had lots of folks over. Stabb is the barbecue KING! We're a bunch of cajuns who are amazed that a British guy grilled boudin. He GRILLED it!



We scoffed. He proffered. We meekly tasted. Soon, we realized that we were not worthy. Holy poop, Batman! Grilled boudin rocks.



It was so great to have family, friends, and even new chinchilla hanging out and having fun. Sinful amounts of food, sarcasm, and pie. Oh, and Magic Hat #9 - thanks, birra! It doesn't get much better than that!

17:53 Apr 22 2011
Times Read: 855

What if I spelled it "Morrigun?" At least that suggests you're deadly. Reminds me of that pic where even you were jealous of your guns.

19:35 Apr 21 2011
Times Read: 884

Pai, Pai

You make me cry

I think it's infernal

You won't write in your journal

You insanely cute little guy!

19:17 Apr 21 2011
Times Read: 891

Oh, man. Baby mouse is trouble coming! I can see it now...she'll be 3 years old with a job and her own condo, lamenting to her mom that she feels like she's just not where she expected to be by this age and where did the time go?





Joli:



Just, for the love of god, don't hand her a spoon...ever! That's the beginning of all the trouble. From that moment on, "...do it MYSELF!"





Speranza:

I gave her the keys to the car last night.

We were laying on the couch together and I got this terrible craving for ice cream, so I handed her the keys and told her to drive to the store. She just kinda looked at them and made weird, adorable noises and tried to eat them. Fortunately, her coordination skills aren't good enough for her to succeed. My keys are gross.

PRIVATE ENTRY
16:11 Apr 21 2011
Times Read: 910


• • • • PRIVATE JOURNAL ENTRY • • • •

15:40 Apr 21 2011
Times Read: 913

You know, after thinking about it... it's not my voice at all.



Pinnochio had Jiminy Cricket and I have Bugs Bunny. God rest you sweetly, Mel Blanc, you are the sound track for the voice in my head. I can't think words like "fascinating." They sound in my head like "Fass kin a'tin."



I tell friends, "Bon vway ah jee" when they head out on vacation.



Moron is ALWAYS "maroon" in my head.



Aatsamatterforyou is always a valid question, especially here.



nin cowpoop - yeah, I think stuff like this.



STOP STEAMIN UP MY TAIL! - My favorite "give me some space" plea.



I still dream of the day when I'll have a reason to visit Al buh koiky.

19:10 Apr 20 2011
Times Read: 930

"Doobie doobie do"



Yeah, I really say that in my head. More frequently than I usually care to admit.

16:28 Apr 18 2011
Times Read: 941

I love me some Morri. That is all. Carry on. Show's over...move along.

06:16 Apr 18 2011
Times Read: 961

We have a new baby in our house. My daughter is going out of town for a few days and I'll be taking care of little Chilla, the chinchilla. She has an eye infection that we're treating with an ointment from the vet, so I'm nervous about caring for her on my own, but she is so sweet and curious that I'm going to do my best.



She is white and fluffier than you would believe possible. I'll try to get some pictures of her soon. Beware in advance - she is a cuteness bomb that could be lethal.

20:23 Apr 17 2011
Times Read: 975

Awww...I still is pretty. He loves to rate me :)

08:45 Apr 17 2011
Times Read: 984

Armed with an authentic recipe, I set out to make my own slow-cooking pot of Phở! toasted spices - cinnamon, coriander seeds, star anise, cardamom, ginger, onion simmering in my kitchen now.



I will pick basil and cilntro from my garden and add them to a plate of sliced limes so everyone can custom season their soup. I also have new bottles of hoisin and sriracha sauces.



My noodles are ready to be boiled. My home feels cozier and more love-filled than usual. It smells like love and exotic warmth. Mmmm

06:42 Apr 14 2011
Times Read: 1,031

Years ago, when I first started my profile, I wanted a table of contents for the journal section. I wrote to Cancer, but he didn't think it was an idea that others would care about. Sooooo...I made my own and put it on my profile. Instead of just dates, it lists titles, too.

Then Cancer made changes on the site and all the links broke. I lost interest. Tonight, for whatever reason, I repaired the links in the Exhalations section and updated it to last month.



I know it probably won't be something anyone uses, but it's there. It was funny going through each month. I read things that I had forgotten I'd written. It was kind of neat to revisit, remembering the inspiration behind some of them, and remembering where I was. If you're interested, you can click on the date above the entry you want to read and it will take you there. Not sure if I'll fix the other sections or not.

19:03 Apr 08 2011
Times Read: 1,117


Here's what they look like. Admit it...that's all kinds of cute!

My odd mini cow thing
18:45 Apr 08 2011
Times Read: 1,127






I want a mini cow. The desire hasn't passed. I have a mini cow shaped hole in my heart. Sooooooo...I scheduled a trip to Texas to go look at mini dexters. Stabb and I are going on a mini cow road trip this evening nd tomorrow! I know it's weird. I know it sounds silly. But that's just that. I'm going to see mini cows! I've been looking forward to this for months. The only thing is...I get my wisdom teeth removed today. I'm hoping I don't feel too horrible or I'll have to reschedule for after Easter.



We're going to have 5 acres and we'll need a mini barn for her. The 2011 calves are coming and I will have to wait til next Spring for my little girl and I can hardly wait. She's going to be my little buttercup. I want to love on her and have be really gentle. At about 15 months, she can be put with a bull about her size and I'll need to make some ethical decisions about that. That's how they make milk, but I need time to think it through.

07:07 Apr 05 2011
Times Read: 1,202

Got my 1! I tried to send a message, no rating because that's just silly. It was going to be a goofy message, but he must block right after he rates.



I haven't had a 1 in a while. Every now and again we get a person who likes giving them and everyone goes apeshit. Relax, it spices things up. If you lose it over something so goofy, then they actually DO have a point, don't they? Think of it as a litmus test for yourself. If you start seeing red over something like this, you're WAY too sensitive.



Here's my unsolicited advice:



Take your 1. Pry your whitened fingers from your mouse. Have a soda. Read a book or play some Solitaire. It's all gonna be fine. I promise. :)

02:14 Apr 05 2011
Times Read: 1,215

The lights are out and the storm is raging. The battery backup is beeping away, and we have a few minutes of internet... so not like when I was a kid.



I have candles lit through the house and it's glowing warmly. Snuggle time :)